A fun way to have ‘sex’

25 10 2007

Improvisational drama is drama that has no set script, in which the
performers take their cues from one another and the situations (sometimes
established in advance) in which their characters find themselves to create
their own dialogue as they perform. Improvisational drama is made up on the spot using whatever space, costumes or props are available. And trust me it is super
fun.

Sex can also be fun, but it’s always the build to it that makes it exciting
and unforgettable. Dramatization can make it more fun; try to enact this scene
below… improvise the same and enjoy! 😀

(Guy plays the role of the priest and the girl, the girl in the drama)

Girl : Forgive me Father, for I have committed a sin.

Priest : What have you done my child?

Girl : I called a man, ‘son of a bitch’.

Priest : Why did you call him ‘son of a bitch’?

Girl : Because he touched my hand.

Priest : Like this?

Girl : Yes Father.

Priest : That’s no reason to call a man ‘son of a bitch’.

Girl : Then he touched my breast.

Priest : Like this?

Girl : Yes Father.

Priest : Thats no reason to call him ‘son of a bitch’.

Girl : Then he took off my clothes, Father.

Priest : Like this?

Girl : Yes Father.

Priest : Thats no reason to call him ‘son of a bitch’.

Girl : Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.

Priest : Like this?

Girl : Yes Father.

Priest : Thats no reason to call him ‘son of a bitch’.

Girl : Then he pumped me fast and furious.

Doing similarly, the Priest says, “Thats no reason to call him ‘son

of a bitch’.

Girl : YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!! Ahh!!!

Priest : (after a few minutes) Ahh… Thats no reason to call him

‘son of a bitch’.

Girl : But Father, he had AIDS!

Priest : THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

(Curtains down…)

(Source of dialogue : Vaquero)